Friday, May 8, 2009

Better Than Sex

In high school, scoring touchdowns was
better than sex
because I hadn't had enough sex to compare it to.

Now, scoring touchdowns is
better than sex
because you can't cum too quickly if you score a touchdown.

1 comment:

  1. lmao I love it! But I do think it all depends on who you have sex with...

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