Convention Food
At the convention, the group leader says:
“Raise your Nif you ate the tilapia…”
you raise your N--
“ok keep them raised if you have felt a little faint since then”
you’ve been feeling a little off so you keep your N raised--
“ok now raise them high
if you’ve had toe-clenching
stomach-churning
asshole-ripping
diarrhea since then”
everyone in the room’s Ns stand up straighter and stiffer
than flagpoles,
that’s when you realize
you have the slowest digestive tract
of all of the accounts
that work on the third floor…
Magic Remote
4 You find a remote on some grave
7 You watch yourself being born
8 You watch yourself on your deathbed
7 You watch yourself being born
8 You watch yourself on your deathbed
7 You watch yourself being born
8 You watch yourself on your deathbed
: Someone finds a remote on your grave
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