Friday, August 14, 2009

waiting for Simon

Simon says be born
Orenthal James Simpson was born
Simon says go to college and play football
OJ Simpson goes to USC and plays football
Simon says win a Heisman
OJ Simpson wins a Heisman
Simon says become a pro football player
OJ Simpson becomes a pro football player
Simon says get to the hall of fame
OJ Simpson gets inducted into the pro football Hall of Fame
Get all high on PCP, kill your wife and her friend
OJ Simpson got all high on PCP, killed his wi...
Simon says get acquitted
OJ Simpson gets acquitted
Simon Says write a book about how you would have killed them
OJ Simpson writes a book about how he would have killed them
Simon Says deal with shady merchandisers and get crazy, grab a gun, and legally kidnap them
OJ Simpson deals with shady merchandisers, gets crazy, grabs a gun, and legally kidnaps them
Simon Says get convicted for said crime
OJ Simpson gets convicted for said crime
Die a free man
OJ Simpson will die a free ma...ah Simon didn't say

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